Rumblings of the Dr9gon

Thursday, April 14, 2005

Happy Birthday To Me

....yea......real happy..........

Sometimes I hate myself......fucker....


At 3:05 PM, Anonymous Salamander said...

I took the liberty of hittin' the books and learning a whole bunch of psycho-analyze-voodoo-shit about the women folk for you. Please, hold your thanks. Now apparently, The Almighty decreed in the second or third day of Creation that nice guys would finish last. Period. Especially when it comes to the wemens. From observation, they speak an entirely different language then you do- sort of like a fucked up Enigma Code which the Allies haven't been able to figure out.

Now, i'm a program- and I ain't got the groove going 'cause they don't let me out of this damn ship. But my advice? Try and do without 'em. Rumor has it their menstration attracts bears. But if you feel absolutely compelled, try the teddy-bear and chocolate routine, get a nice card once you screw up. Give 'em to you're lady friend. They love shit like that.

And with Amnesty- Veneer's a jackass. Don't tell him I said nothin', though he may already know. Guys got sort of a trust issue if you ask me. See, I don't know if he does it unintentionally or he just likes to experiment with Human emotional responses. Eh.

Keep in there, Kid.

At 2:20 PM, Blogger The Little Dragon said...

Kid?...aren't you like...1 month old, tops?

Thanks for the advice, but I think things have turned around, at least a little bit.


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